My mom’s actual graduation cap from this weekend because I have the coolest mom
on the planetin the universe.
Now I’m upset that I didn’t buy my cap and gown just so I could have done this.
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Stephen fry. Stop it.
You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.
This isn’t a hypothetical Stephen Fry is describing. He was that alien and he decided we were worth trying to help so he came to bestow some of his otherworldly wisdom. It’s not his fault only some of us are listening.
Fish need love too
Hobbies include tussling, swimming, and hating humans.
Fortune desired but not a precondition.
My parents won’t send me on a cruise, they’re compromise and send me on a different trip. One to Tuscany is fine. Apparently cruises are not good enough of a vacation in my parents’ eyes.

Ancient Arch, The Highlands, Glencoe, Scotland
photo via besttravelphotos
I wanna be there.
I’m really glad she didn’t say ‘11’ here because she’s been ‘11’-ing all over since she came in.




