I have a cunning plan, sir

Apr 17
I want this, except for how I drive to my teaching job every day and it’d be not good there.

I want this, except for how I drive to my teaching job every day and it’d be not good there.

Apr 14

@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened. 

@tylerl_hoechlin: It’s been a long time coming…And now it’s finally happened. 

Apr 13

This legit happened to me when I went on spring break freshman year, this was their reaction.

Apr 12
Apr 11

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

Apr 10
At first I thought this was genderbent Doug and Skeeter—only reason I realised it wasn’t is Skeeter’s goatee

At first I thought this was genderbent Doug and Skeeter—only reason I realised it wasn’t is Skeeter’s goatee

Apr 09

Have I reblogged this yet?
I don’t care this is just as important as if not more a suicide hotline to me.


P.S. I’ve never reblogged a suicide hotline post because I have never thought it would help me, that’s my approach to things: if it annoys me, I assume it annoys others of my disposition and try not to circulate it. (see earlier reverse psychology post)

Apr 08

flybymars:

Phoebe was smooth as fuck

I hope to be half as smooth as her in my life.

Apr 07

Reverse Psychology Reversed

s-ati:

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

literally me tho

Reverse psychology level when someone tells me not to do something: 250

Reverse psychology level when someone commands me to do something: over 9000

Apr 07
judeaahill:

They are totally Bro’s!!! Family forever!!

Saw this and was like omg we’ve posted the same thing already, it didn’t even take a week. 

judeaahill:

They are totally Bro’s!!! Family forever!!

Saw this and was like omg we’ve posted the same thing already, it didn’t even take a week. 

Apr 06

Hello friend, are you having a bad night?

Apr 06

When you’ve been having as really good day…

and suddenly things pile up and you’re a crazy person to everyone around you, and then you’re just like I was doing so well and want to cry.

Apr 06

And if you haven’t had enough of Stiles!Nogistune from me…

This happened when I was looking for what I last posted, and it was awesome, I didn’t even realize.

Apr 06

rinabibliophile:

Brilliant. Found on Deviantart, by nebriniel.

I ship it.

Apr 03

ashesandhalefire:

like 99% of fic is the many ways that the things stiles and derek say or don’t say manage to keep them apart even when they want to be together more than anything, and i want to see what happens when they give in to the impulses, when they don’t stop to talk it out and analyze it to death. just once, i want to see what happens when they just do it and let the words—inevitably—come later.

like, they’re snarking back and forth and then suddenly it’s just like—oh, because they’re standing close and breathing heavily and stiles’ gaze is drifting just a little too low for eye contact and derek’s hand isn’t so much gripping stiles’ arm as it is cradling his elbow and that’s it. it’s done it’s over and they’re going for it.

stiles gets his hands on the sides of derek’s neck and derek gets his arms around stiles like he’s never going to let go and they kiss like they think they’ve been meaning to for a while now, and there’s this moment of oh all over again

because it’s not just fireworks or bells and whistles or sweaty palms and minty breath that make it perfect, and they’ve been looking for all the wrong things. it’s that swooping in their stomachs and the way their hearts feel like they’re about to burst right out of their rib cages and the painful click of teeth that sometimes happens and that bizarre feeling of knowing that someone else wants to put their tongue in your mouth and the absolute horror of trying to figure out how to make someone else’s nose fit next to yours, and, god, they’re gonna stand there and figure it all out if it takes all night and every drop of energy they’ve got.

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I really like how that picture on your profile just adds to the ‘buh-dum-tch’ of the end of this.